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Patton Oswalt 1,So I and my new beautiful Emily, are in the midst of a long flight, from LaGuardia to LAX, and we begin to have the most free spirited, enthusiastic, freakitty- fRESH- Freak nasty ass conversation. Emily “,Babe, I gotta come clean,,, ayyy~ further about my ,,, sexual turn on…. Prepare yourself, bc shit is about to get real……:-/” I “O.k. babe,,, lay it on, me, I know that whatever it is, it couldn’t be too deranged or gross£~£~~,,, right?,,,,” Emily “,,,,,,,,,ok., Babe check it out. I often or maybe sometimes, wish and or imagine short, stalky, mostly chubby middle aged white men sucking your big black long Juicy Dark dick,,, ,, ,, ,, like me, or my sister Krystal M.B. Willis, or even Granny Taylor. I mean straight Goafer Duck Mobbin’, on you…….Sometimes,,,,£~~I imagine us both as a couple taking advantage of a stubby, adorable, short white man, babe,,, am I disgusting.?” I “Oh my Fuggin’ GAWd, I,,,,,,, often or maybe sometimes have to fight off Chubby white and Asian middle aged homosexual an Bi-sexual men off me, it’s like I can hear there inner Hungry hungry Stalker ish Hippo need to crave my lips, my eyebrows, my eyelashes, my muscles, my Tattoos, my SUPERMAN Titties, and most importantly my big black long Dick…” Emily “Oh My God,,, that is the exact, type of hardcore Giggitty Gay interracial Oral Dirty shit, I push deep down inside, and try,, I mean I really try, not, to, think about it,,,, buhhhhh…” I “…. Seriously baby, it’s like,,, I also, feel that these certain types of White men, fluidly Goafer Duck Shlurk work that meat HANGRILi and Scarfer-ishly. I don’t know, maybe think about Certain Chubs like John Cena, James Corden, or Patton Oswalt…” Emily “!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!,,, , No babe, no you Fuggin’ did~Not, say, his name….” I “What??” Emily “Dad, that is exactly,,, who I,. Had~in mind…. checgit’Out. So we should be arriving to the airport at 4:24pm, and I can make some calls, but I can ,, most likely set us up. With a meet and greet at Khloe’s and you could finally pitch, your movie idea to him.”I “Mami, I know, I know, I know-i know… Set that ish up. Ayo, but keep it Castaway, I don’t want to come off like some hetero, big black nigga and his dirty~“nERDY White Wife, trying to live out there, filthy Threesome Man and Wife doggy hoGGy Twiggy Twork workin’ That~Chubby White~Last Superboyish mouth……….. An, possibly Arse….:-(~)” Emily “…okokokok, ok stay coo’ let me call his manager Megan Mullaly, Khlo an Kris, to set the Beverly hills Mansion, for the pitch meeting. So it took us precisely another 4hours to get to L.A., and when we arrived we had to, cancel the pitch at Khloe’s bc Kris had a bitch fit and demanded we have the pitch meeting at her Beverly hills Mansion, no butts! It took 2 hours to set up snacks, refreshments, and to get You Patton the only man, I find remotely worthy or attractive to be shmothered with flawless buck wild- Freak Deaky nasty ass~ interracial Sex ish. 8:56pm sharp, you Patton arrived, and we’re greeted by my GLORiOUS Wife canlı bahis şirketleri Emily… Emily “Hello, Mr. Oswalt, such a joy and absolute privilege to finally meet you, and talk to you about an incredible, film opportunity with my Husband’s directorial debut John E. Willis aka Al B. Sure/JohnVeNOM/Ginuwine CEO of BFO Recordings LLC. & BFE ENT., what say you?” You “….Wow I’m excited, I haven’t started in my own blockbuster film,, , , ,an wow to actually work with Mr. VeNOM, would be a surreal honor, , So I have my voice over with the Goldberg’s ending season 6, next week,,, so if the project sounds promising, I’m all in.” Then my shnooky boo, got,, down,, to BiZzZNeSs, an began to ask the, really-illy-ill- Ques£~ty£~owns, haha. Emily “,.,,, So , before I bring my Golden Honey bear, Strawberry Sundae hubby, let me just get the preliminary questions, out, the, way. …., ,. ,. So, how much, about, do~ya, think you weigh???!? What-uhh bout 215 – 225.” You “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhm, how does that pertain to, the project.?.” Emily “,,,,,,,,Well, just, gotta get some, facts about,,,,, the man, “Patton Oswalt“.””)You ever hear my hubby’s, Quad-Droople Diamond Album Mixtape, “Poisonist Passion Vol.1″ Co-Starring Sade Adu…..?” You “>>Actually, you know what,,, I did actually own, a cassete disc, that my mother stole, from me. Clearly a living Masterpiece of musical flawlessness…. I sometimes cry, on my mother’s voicemail,, hoping she returns- the call , , ,and my damn CD.” Emily “Whoa~Whoa~Whoa~£~~wHoAhhh Nicki, kick back Pat-In,, getting a little sensitive about a mixtape.”You “Iknow/Iknow, it is just one of those albums, that completely capture the essence of the Rythmn and Blues, to your husband’s superior lyrical hardcore hip-hop lyrics…” Emily “Daaaimn, Getting a lil’ aggressive about a , couplah sonng’s Cutti.” You “Excuse me?.?.” , Emily “,,,,,,,,,,_-/’Looook, you heard the, long tale of the story surrounding,,, that album-right?” You “No, I didn’t, what’s the surrounding controversy?” Emily “,.,.,>>><>>wELL -bRUhHh, the word is,,,, any man to talk about, mention, cry, sy, or own,,,, even a little piece of,,, the ‘Poisonist Passion Volume1,,,, ieeewZiz…?” You “..Is what?” … . . . . . . . Emily “is, , , ,GAY(!)(!)(!), , , , YA knoW, lil’ sissy, uhh pootie, uhh punk,…….” You “A whaht???(/+++?”EMiLY”UHH~~FaGGOT, damn it, , , uhh-Stone-Cold – FunkyFaggoTT Pat. Hey, ya’gotta’let’that’Shih~Go.” You “I jusSssS,,,” Emily “HEYY-YA GAY, IF YA STILL, TALKIN’ ABOUT THAT POISONIst~Patton- Ozzy.. . . So, ya gay huh.” You “iaMnOTgAY! GOT Damn it, I simply appreciate,,,,,, Sade and you’re husband’s music.” Emily “So,,,,,,,,,, ya gay. Heyyy, it’s not a bad thing. It’s Cool, hey, it’s even highly exceptable and trendy.” You “Wow, I honestly feel that your attacking me, and I don’t have to stay here, and take,,,,, Is that Joann&Kris’ shrimp Cheese fondue I smell?” Emily “It, show is… But seriously, if I and my husband could promise you a Android or Apple phone with all 18mp3d songs from Poisonist Passion,,, canlı kaçak iddaa would youuuuuuu……?!?;’*”:’!??” You “Would I whAHHHT?” Emily “You let me put,,,,, a nicely lubricated,,,, 7inch,,, thick black Strap-on,,, up ya’Ass?” You slowly digested my wife’s proposition, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, then answered , You “I don’t know,, maybe,,,, what do you guys,,, have a Super Bowl stadium full of them, around here.,,, O.K. Slowly£~ breath Let me start again,,, wHAT I meant to say, ” Emily “You know what, Mr. Oswalt, I am totally out of line, we’re getting far off track, back to the project, I’m deeply sorry, please forgive me, for even mentioning£~ Plowing you, smooth yet Shmack clack wildly up that’Ass, , , while my Al B. ViZzy,,, creep up from behind me, and Shwalla shlide that Thick long Black Nasty Ass Rock hard Dirty Dungeon Dick, , , , in ya mOUFFf, truly sorry.” You “…lOOK, see your misinterpreting what, I’m trying to say. I..” Emily “So what your saying is, you’re dying to suck my hHUSBAND’s CoCk.” You “Ehch£~haha aha, no. , I didn’t say that, exactly. But being honest it has nothing to do with his skin tone or length, I’m comfortable and fully secure to say, Al B. Sure is the only man I find ultruistically Handsome, or attractive and astonishingly breathe taking human male, that,I, would,take,pleasure in entering me,, oOr, for me to, pleasure orally, to completion.” Emily “Alrighty, so~,,how,, would,, you,, suck it?” You “I would soothingly relief him of Ejaculation formittably and firm.” Emily “Nuh-no+-no-no, see J.Daddy.V, don’t like that wimpy Shit- he like That East Oakland, L.A. Almadenner’ b**st Neck, he like a bitch or probably a ‘bitch man’ to Shlllurgiy Rope swang Goafer suck that pipe.”You “–See, I didn’t want to get SsStank but’uhhhhhh’um, trust me Mrs. Willis, I would Goafer Duck Mob, on that pIPE.” Emily “s-s-suhh-So, so you would Work that pipe, Shlurpee Glihh-ihh-Shteeeze-Flaw,-Oggitty oral Slurkle my man?” You “… Jesus, Emily, I’m,,, no,,, I am not Gay, but the~Fuggin”‘~way ya keep TALKIN’ bout it.Honestly has me feeeeee-eeeling very Gay, for you and you’re Glorious husband John.” As you rolled you’re eye’s in hormoic bliss, My #1 lady E.B.R. swooped up, feelin’ it way too much, and *Plawppy* dipped the black fat strap-on, in your agaped mouth. Then my fair Lady spoke “Oh-shit,Oh-shit, oh my,, Mr. Oswalt,,, I’m so so sorry.” You “AUWHhff÷- Uhhh, what , just happened?” My Dane or Dame or PunkRock Biiietch, put her lovely Red dress back over purtruding massive Striggitty,, an spoke again “….An now the moment you have been waiting for, my man, my daddy, mine, my Multi-gifted husband Alexander Beautiful John E. Willis Sure…. Honey, just got done, approaching Mr. Oswalt about the big BFO Recordings LLC. Pro.” I “Hello Mr. Oswalt, I’m happy to finally meet you,,, I have the most iconic biopic, timeline, slash autobiography Sit up sit down Comedy….. ‘Patton Oswalt:The Most Intelligent man’. Comedians/Actors/Writers/Producers/directors/& athlete legends, canlı kaçak bahis past and present travel up and down California, Japan, and New York picking at your brilliance as the most Intelligent Comedian/Actor, but more impressive, man on Earth. Plot would venture into your personal life, c***dren/Wife and call it , a movie. Whaddoya’say?” You “Mr. Sure or Mr. Willis, -uhh-I would be absolutely honored to star in your very imaginative and eclectic film.” Emily “Grrrrrreat, this sounds perfect I’m gonna run into Kris’ kitchden for some drinks… You two chat, while I feTCHh the reFreshMentS… :-)” You “Mr. Sure, I am very moved and elated, about this project, but I now fully realized today that I……))I…”””-&+’ Am Gay for you, I’m just, being straight up. I’m married with c***dren happily,. But I yearn to take you In my mouth.(.). There I said it… Whoooooh.” Then quickly without hesitation I grabbed you and Deeply French kissed you, hARRRD. Then I pulled away, not denying my flawless Godliness, Breath taking Beauty and Earth shattering masculinity,,, Slapped you across the face, and said “luh-luh-lOOK, ,,, Come here,,,, get d…..”YOU”Yes>Yes sir,… (. .)” Then like a true Faggitty Ass Bitch, began long roping, that CoCk. I looked past into the distance, and could see my bAy, Emi, stroking that Strapped Plastic rubber dick, and with other hand, higgitty hitting that Clit. Lips wet drooling, uhh bit. Then you enter with the drinks playing the surprised roll, Emily “.Well-I never,,,, Oh you’ve done it now, You’re Goafer Duck Long Roping , my mothafuckin’ man,,, Nope,,,- nah Take these fuckin’ PantsZ’Off,” I “P., GET LOW!! YEAh u heard her! Arch-ya Patton Arch….” Emily “JuSs-ARcH YOUR Back, ~~yeaH poke that ass- out, Oh baby- I’ma have’tuh run through this Chubby bitch!! HAHhhH, Shhhloccck-Shhhloccck–shhhloccck-shhhloccck-shhhloccck, Oh ShiT- HaHhh-Hahhh.!!!” You “!!!Uhhergghhhhfff!!!” I “AwuHHHlll –>>?fUCKKK Babe, oh£~Whoa, buhh-buh- baby~daimn,,,, I CAN’T, HOLE’IT, Oh!!! Goddamn, babe (Hahahaha), you better stop playin’…” Dude it was insane my beau’s white flawless soft Titties started to GorGe, actuallllllllllllllly growing and lactating.Emily “NiggaH,- see I told,, wait –See Shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk- see, Daddy-Swollllaaht- I told you, we was gon’ get- a little nasty,,, HaHhh-Hahhh-Hahhh-Hahhhhh-Hahhhh-Hahhhhh-Hahhhh-, throw ass back Patton,,, Oh God my Titties!!!!- Hahhhh-hhahhhh–Hahhh, damn it- I said- , NiggaH I said throw it- Shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk-shlackkkk-, Throw it back hONky- Hahhhhh…” Oh GoOd GoD, when she started to, really diggs in you, well damn I lost all control, so I proceeded to Thunder Slide Throat ya thoat. The 3 of us SWifTly moving in pure free sexual harmony, Sweatin’ all three of us, you arched like Dominique Dawes at The 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games, untill I just couldn’t hold back and jusSssS bliggitty blurst blastin’ all off into your mouth, with a tap water after effect steam stream racing down your Black Cock Whore Fucking Faggot throat. Being ran through train style by , wifey and I Emi an J.VeEze.To Be Continued…………………..:This John’s Erotica story is dedicated to all my “NiGGa’s”, and my Birth Son Aubrey Drake Graham John E. Willis IIIB.May, 16th 2001

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